Wednesday, December 30, 2009

More Olympic Rosters Released.

RUSSIA
Just a new update on the Russian roster, as indicated by head coach Sergei Bykov


Ovechkin - Fedorov - Semin
Kovalchuk - Malkin - Afinogenov
Kozlov - Datsyuk - Radulov
Zaripov - Zinoviev - Morozov

Basically Datsyuk and Fedorov have been switched. Smart move, you got really good chemistry on that top line (from Washington), and Fedorov brings that defensive responsibility to the 2 more freelancing wingers. Datsyuk brings that same defensive presence but with an injection of elite offensive playmaking ability playing alongside snipers Radulov and Kozlov. I like the move. Spread around the talent and defensive forwards.

CANADA
One of the tournament favorites, the Yzerman-led Canadians released their 23-man roster on December 30th. Here are my ideal line projections:


Rick Nash - Sidney Crosby - Patrice Bergeron
Dany Heatley - Joe Thornton - Patrick Marleau
Eric Staal - Ryan Getzlaf - Cory Perry
Brendan Morrow - Mike Richards - Jarome Iginla
Jonathon Toews


Scott Niedermeyer - Shea Weber
Chris Pronger - Dan Boyle
Duncan Keith - Brent Seabrook
Drew Doughty

Martin Brodeur
Roberto Luongo
Marc-Andre Fleury

Pretty good lineup. Shocked to see Bouwmeester isn't there, but I guess you gotta trust Stevie Y. The top 3 lines are pretty stoppable by any of Russia's top-3 lines. That 4th line however looks like a menace to society. Obviously the favorites heading into the tournament, but by no means would I say they would beat Sweden or Russia that easily.

SLOVAKIA
Although not deep, the Slovak's have great high-end talent in their top line and top defensive pairing. They probably won't win Gold, but they usually do find a way to pull some upsets in international tournaments. Could be a medal threat if things go well.


Marian Gaborik - Pavol Demitra - Marian Hossa
Miroslav Satan - Michal Handzus - Zigmund Palffy
Richard Zednik - Jozef Stumpel - Lubos Barteck
Marcel Hossa - Martin Cibak - Branko Radivojevic
Tomas Kopecky

Zdeno Chara - Lubomir Visnovsky
Andrej Meszaros - Milan Jurcina
Andrej Sekera - Richard Lintner

Jaroslav Halak
Peter Budaj
Rastislav Stana




CZECH REPUBLIC
A lot of offensively capable players here for the Czechs, one might worry about their lack of defensive ability with both their forwards and defense. The loss of perhaps the top NHL Czech in Ales Hemsky could also be a big hole in their lineup.


Patrik Elias - Tomas Plekanec - Jaromir Jagr
Milan Michalek - David Krejci - Martin Havlat
Tomas Fleischmann - Petr Cajanek - Martin Erat
Roman Cervenka - Josef Vasicek - Tomas Rolinek


Tomas Kaberle - Jan Hejda
Filip Kuba - Zbynek Michalek
Marek Zidlicky - Pavel Kubina
Miroslav Blatak, Roman Polak

Tomas Vokoun
Ondrej Pavalec
Jakub Stepanek

FINLAND
Always a threat to medal, the Finns always look average on paper but seem to play their hearts out at the Olympics. They have a pretty good looking lineup here, and I wouldn't be surprised to see them in the Bronze Medal Game.

Niklas Hagman - Mikko Koivu - Teemu Selanne
Tuomo Ruutu - Olli Jokinen - Valterri Filppula
Antti Miettinen - Saku Koivu - Jere Lehtinen
Jarkko Ruutu - Jarkko Immonen - Ville Peltonen
Niko Kapanen




Kimmo Timonen - Joni Pitkanen
Toni Lydman - Sami Salo
Lasse Kukkonen - Janne Niskala
Sami Lepisto

Miikka Kiprusoff
Nicklas Backstrom
Antero Nittymaki

Monday, December 28, 2009

Man, pull out the Rocky theme. Seriously.

Det 95 - Tor 102
15-17

Whoo. That one got way too close for comfort. Even though it'll probably end up being reported that the Raptors never trailed after Detroit took an 8-7 lead, they were pretty much 3-5 points behind for most of the fourth. Another note will probably tell you that the Raptors blew a 19 point lead.

Yeah, blowing that lead hurts. But, it's not like the Pistons are the Nets. Despite being sub .500 right now, the Pistons are a team that can surprise a whole bunch of teams in the league with their effort. Likely largely in part due to how hard they crash the boards. By the way, sixteen offensive boards for the Pistons, in case you were curious. Stuckey with four of them, somehow.

Whatever, enough about the Pistons, since I don't care about them. Wait, no, one last thing. Is it just me or does it feel like Tayshaun Prince and Rip Hamilton are severely underrated? If we're talking about two-way forwards, I think you got to put Prince in the top ten in the league. And, Hamilton...just awesome. Really, when people casually reference the best players to move without the ball and use screens, they'll pull out Ray Allen, and Reggie Miller. But, Hamilton has got to be considered in the same group as those two. And I still believe Hamilton is top ten in the league in terms of mid-range game. Belinelli would do himself some good to look at tape of this dude.

Speaking of Marco, he logged in twenty minutes today. Although he pretty much went quiet in the second half (thanks to Hamilton racking up fouls on him), you have to like the improvement he's showing in the last two games. After shooting 50% last game in Detroit, Marco got to the line seven times. Hopefully, seeing a couple of free throws go in helps get the guy back on track, as he still looks a bit rattled at times. Maybe he just hasn't developed a good routine yet. If I was Triano, I'd make Belinelli listen to the Rocky theme before every game and practice.

Come on, play the theme when he enters the game. For serious.

If this team wants to make some noise after the new year, they need Marco to get on track. He's shown flashes that he can be a high impact player off the bench. He can put up points in a hurry and he's a pretty solid passer. Exactly the type of energy that the Raptors bench had been lacking in last year. So while he'll undoubtedly go through a few bad shooting nights, they need Marco to settle in and find some sort of consistency.

On the plus side again, Turk has been playing great in the last couple of games. While he did average roughly the same stats as he did in Orlando for the start of this season, it rarely felt like he was having an impact on games. Turk finished the day with 14 points and 6 assists, and broke down the Pistons defence with great finds. It never felt like he had just blended into the background of the offence, rather that he continued to take what the defence gave him.

Well, it looks like the Raptors should be able to answer my call of going 4-0 to finish out the year. Next game is against Charlotte, and is a game that they should, and can, win. Let's all pray that this recent win streak isn't forgotten under the pile of a shitty game in Charlotte.

Tragic Iran Protests: 8 Killed and Ahmadinejad is a G




I've always insisted that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (the uber-douche in the picture) is an muthafuckin' alpha-male...The guy had the balls to come out to a press conference in a super-liberal American university and announce that gays don't exist in his country. Very dumb statement, but I'll give him props for even attempting such a feat. His G'd up demeanor has once again been proven in a unfortunate event that occurred yesterday. After Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was somehow re-elected in June's (rigged) election, public outcry has been ongoing. Tehran has become a hot spot for protesters and after yesterday's massive protest-turned riot, the Iranian government made 300 arrests and at least 8 people were killed. Keep in mind, that's at least 8 deaths...a number released by the Tehran police deputy. The odd part about this is that the authorities fired no bullets. It was essentially a "quiet protest" with only sounds of yelling and rocks nailing pavement...yet a few protesters were found dead from several bullet wounds. One of them was Mir Hossain Mousavi's nephew. Mousavi is Ahmadinejad's official opposition...the guy that was supposed to be president. See? Only Ahmadinejad can accomplish something this fucked up. One lesson can be learned from all of this. Do not fuck with Mahmoud Amadinejad. You'll get ripped apart by invisible bullets.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

When you need a reason to get up in the morning...

...just think, "Roselyn Sanchez might be on TV tonight". Goodness gracious.

Song of the Week

To celebrate my grades for this semester, and to also play on the whole 50-Jay-Z feud...



Dre should have given this beat to Hov.

Sweden Announces Olympic Roster


A day after the Russians announced theirs, the Swedes came out with their lineup for the upcoming Winter Olympics in Vancouver. A lot of star power here, however many of these guys are nursing injuries, so their status by the time the Olympics start is questionable.

Forwards
Nicklas Backstrom (Washington Capitals)
Daniel Alfredsson (Ottawa Senators)
Peter Forsberg (MODO)
Henrik Zetterberg (Detroit Red Wings)
Loui Eriksson (Dallas Stars)
Tomas Holmstrom (Detroit Red Wings)
Patric Hornqvist (Nashville Predators)
Fredrik Modin (Columbus Blue Jackets)
Daniel Sedin (Vancouver Canucks)
Henrik Sedin (Vancouver Canucks)
Mattias Weinhandl (Dynamo)
Samuel Pahlsson (Columbus Blue Jackets)

Defense
Nicklas Lidsrom (Detroit Red Wings)
Nicklas Kronwall (Detroit Red Wings)
Tobias Enstrom (Atlanta Thrashers)
Douglas Murray (San Jose Sharks)
Mattias Ohlund (Tampa Bay Lightning)
Henrik Tallinder (Buffalo Sabres)
Johnny Oduya (New Jersey Devils)
Magnus Johansson (Linkoping)


Goaltenders
Henrik Lundqvist (New York Rangers)
Jonas Gustavsson (Toronto Maple Leafs)
Stefan Liv (Jonkoping)


Pretty solid lineup, and like Russia, they're aiming for each line to have a specific role. This probably explains the absence of some more notable players, like Kristian Huselius, Johan Franzen, Mikael Samuelsson, and even the young Niclas Bergfors.
One thing that may happen is that if Franzen becomes healthy in time for the games, we'll probably see Patric Hornqvist withdrawn from Sweden's roster.


Line 1: Eriksson-Backstrom-Alfredsson
Two legit snipers to play with what may be Sweden's best playmaker in Nicklas Backstrom. They should see heavy minutes thanks to the defensive reliability of all three.
Line 2: D. Sedin-H. Sedin-Weinhandl
A line with some legitimate offensive punch, it features what may be the most dynamic duo in the NHL and perhaps the best Swede not in the NHL right now in Mattias Weinhandl
Line 3: Zetterberg-Forsberg-Hornqvist
Although Forsberg's status is uncertain, if he's healthy, this may be the best third line in the tournament. Zetterberg provides the defensive reliability while Hornqvist is an offensive dynamo that should click well with the offensive superstars on the line.
Line 4: Modin-Pahlsson-Holmstrom
A very strategically developed shutdown line, you have three large bodies that are all well known for their defensive work, physicality, and hard work. This line should see some heavy minutes playing against the other team's best lines.


Similar to the Russians, all their defensemen are left-handed. However, one must keep in mind the versatility of European defensemen, and I believe the Swedes will be fine with their D.
1st Pairing: Lidstrom-Kronwall
2 of the best Swedish D-men in the game. One brings the brains, one brings the brawn. Both effective in their own ways.
2nd Pairing: Ohlund-Murray
Some big bodies here on the 2nd unit. Both play the physical game, and should see a lot of minutes versus the bigger forwards of the opposition.
3rd Pairing: Enstrom-Tallinder
You have the offensive dynamo in Enstrom paired with steady stay-at-home D-man Henrik Tallinder. Both should see limited ice time against softer opposition, but could be plus players when all is said and done.



Starting Goaltender: Henrik Lundqvist
Regardless of his struggles thus far with the Rangers, Lundqvist is far away the most talented and experienced Swedish goaltender in the world, and should be the key determinant in whether or not the Swedes will be able to repeat. Behind him are the more inexperienced Liv and Gustavsson, neither of whom will probably see any action, barring a full Lundqvist collapse.

Semin extended, 1 year $6M


Just the amount I thought he'd sign for. Would have rather had him be extended long-term, but I guess the Caps are going to wait and see how the market holds and what happens with the cap before signing him for longer. I'm pretty sure signing Backstrom is more of a priority for them than Semin. Both were RFA's at the end of this season before Semin was extended.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Russian "Dream Team" Unveiled.


The Russian National Hockey team released its roster for the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympics.

Forwards
Alexander Ovechkin (Washington Capitals)
Evgeni Malkin (Pittsburgh Penguins)
Ilya Kovalchuk (Atlanta Thrashers)
Pavel Datsyuk (Detroit Red Wings)
Alexander Semin (Washington Capitals)
Maxim Afinogenov (Atlanta Thrashers)
Alexander Radulov (Ufa)
Sergei Fedorov (Magnitogorsk)
Viktor Kozlov (Ufa)
Denis Zaripov (Kazan)
Sergei Zinoviev (Ufa)
Alexei Morozov (Kazan)

Defensemen
Andrei Markov (Montreal Canadiens)
Denis Grebeshkov (Edmonton Oilers)
Fedor Tyutin (Columbus Blue Jackets)
Sergei Gonchar (Pittsburgh Penguins)
Anton Volchenkov (Ottawa Senators)
Konstantin Korneyev (CSKA)
Dmitri Kalinin (Ufa)
Ilja Nikulin (Kazan)

Goaltenders
Evgeni Nabokov (San Jose Sharks)
Ilya Bryzgalov (Phoenix Coyotes)
Simeon Varlamov (Washington Capitals)


No real surprises here for a real Team Russia fan, but from an outsider's view, some may wonder why guys like Sergei Zubov, Alexander Frolov, Vyacheslav Kozlov and Alexei Kovalev have been left off the roster.

Russia in the past couple of years have tried to build a functional team with its lineups, and it has brought much success. What I mean by "functional" is having lines with specific roles. The top-6 most skilled Russian forwards in the world would make up the top-6. That being said, most would think Kovalev, Frolov, and Vyacheslav Kozlov would all have legit chances. The top 5 spots were sealed, and Afinogenov was able to take the last spot, thanks to his recent success with Ilya Kovalchuk.
Kovalev already had a shady relationship with Russian head coach Vyacheslav Bykov, and his lackluster play thus far with the Ottawa Senators sealed his fate in regards to these Olympics. His skill may be missed, but it is easily replaced by the depth they possess at that asset. Frolov's absence is one also explained by his poor performance with the Los Angeles Kings thus far (24 points compared to Afinogenov's 34). He does bring some size, and a willingness to head towards the net, but with the addition of Viktor Kozlov you get that size back, along with some of the grit he infuses into his game.
Zubov, although known to be a perennial NHL All-Star, is showing the effects of age thus far in his KHL season. He's lost a step, and his decision-making is a bit off. Not to worry, as they have brought in some solid young players in Nikulin and Korneyev to fill his spot.



FORWARD LINES

For the first line, look for the Russians to surround their premier asset, 2-time NHL MVP Alexander Ovechkin, with familiar linemates. You will have Capitals linemate Alexander Semin on his left wing, while most likely Pavel Datsyuk (an elite distributor) centering the two snipers. Datsyuk plays a very similar game to their Capitals linemate Nicklas Backstrom. In addition to his skill, Datsyuk also brings the strong 2-way game that will make this line capable of playing heavy minutes against Canada.

Line 1: Ovechkin-Datsyuk-Semin


On the second line, another dominant NL duo will be set up, with Thrashers line-mates Ilya Kovalchuk and Maxim Afinogenov on the wings. As for the center, none other than last year's points leader Evgeni Malkin will be in-between the two snipers, creating a dominant line filled with size and skill.


Line 2: Kovalchuk-Malkin-Afinogenov

As for the third line, look for the Russians to seek more of a 2-way game using a set of teammates from Ufa Salavat Yulayev. Ufa teammates Alexander Radulov and Sergei Zinoviev will flank the giant Viktor Kozlov. This line will bring a bit of grit and checking, yet enough skill and play-making ability to be offensively effective as well.

Line 3: Kozlov-Zinoviev-Radulov

Look for more KHL flavor on the last line for Russia, with defensive demon Sergei Fedorov centering perennial KHL All-Star line-mates Alexei Morozov and Denis Zaripov. All three of these guys are very experienced, and should see a lot of minutes and be given a lot of responsibility in key games. Like the third line, they should be an effective balance of defensive prowess and offensive ability.

Line 4: Zaripov-Fedorov-Morozov



DEFENSE PAIRINGS


The Russians are kind of trouble with the defense because almost all of them play left-handed, the only exception being Korneyev, who's doubtful to see any play time.


The top pairing will feature arguably the best Russian defenseman in Andrei Markov paired with the steady shut down force Anton Volchenkov.

Pairing 1: Markov-Volchenkov

The second line will put veteran NHL All-Star Sergei Gonchar with an effective 2-way player in Dmitri Kalinin

Pairing 2: Gonchar-Kalinin

The third pairing will feature Russian puck-moving ace Denis Grebeshkov and big-bodied Fedor Tyutin, two young players.

Pairing 3: Grebeshkov-Tyutin



GOALTENDING
As for the goal tending, it's no doubt that the standout thus far this season has been Ilya Bryzgalov, and he may seem the logical starter given his role in Russia's recent World Championship victory in 2009. However, you can't neglect the experience provided by Evgeni Nabokov, who I believe will get the nod as the official starter for Team Russia. Although skilled in his own right and apparently effective in pressure situations (remember last year's playoffs?), Simeon Varlamov will be a third-stringer this time out, but it should be an amazing learning experience for the young Capitals goaltender.

Starting Goaltender: Evgeni Nabakov



 So here is the lineup for Russia:

Ovechkin Datsyuk Semin
Kovalchuk Malkin Afinogenov
Kozlov Zinoviev Radulov
Zaripov Fedorov Morozov

Markov Volchenkov
Gonchar Kalinin
Grebeshkov Tyutin
...Nikulin, Korneyev

Nabokov
Bryzgalov
Varlamov

Seems to be it has the perfect balance and chemistry to get the job done. Go Russia Go!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

How you win games before they start....

The New Zealand "All Blacks" National Rugby Team does this "Haka" dance before every match. It's a war dance performed by the native Polynesian tribes that dates back ages. They use it to intimidate their opponents. Here's a sample:



Jesus Christ. I would piss myself if I faced that.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Alexander Semin Interview (With English Translation)

I didn't know he had never done an interview with the English media before. Pretty good interview from a guy we haven't heard a lot from. He's probably my favorite NHL player, and it's good to get into his mind and see what he's all about.



Oilers Prospect Update

Half-way through yet another depressing season of Edmonton Oilers hockey, I pray again for ownership and management to adopt the "rebuild" mentality teams like Washington, Pittsburgh, and Chicago have recently used to rise up to Stanley Cup contention. You also have teams like St. Louis and Los Angeles slowly rising using the same strategy.
The time is ripe for such a move. We are assembling a strong cast of supporting prospects through drafting and development, all that remains is for us to acquire a legit superstar-potential player to anchor this team into the future (basically, let's tank the next couple of years and pickup some stud skaters).

Anyways, here's some positive news on the season, guys that aren't on the team:

AHL

The only real sore spot when it comes to our prospects, the Springfield Falcons unfortunately contain a large portion of our prospects. With yet another shitty season going down there, we've seen either stagnation or decline in all Oilers prospects. Guys like Liam Reddox, Colin McDonald, Ryan O'Marra, and Viacheslav Trukhno are scoring at similar or lower levels than last year, indicating that time is running out on these guys, as they're already 20-something's. However, each of them have performed admirably in short stints up with the big time. Again, the Oilers have always had bottom-6 depth at the AHL level, nothing new here. 20-year old behemoth defenseman Alex Plante has been underwhelming offensively, with only 4 points through 30 games. But as has been said many times, he is a project, and it may be 2-3 years of dwelling in the minors before Plante can have a Jonathon Ericsson-like entry into the NHL.

A few bright spots: Johan Motin (pictured) has played pretty impressively in his first North American pro season. The 19-year old has 5 points through 26 games (not to worry, he's a defensive stud), but is a surprising -2 on a team struggling to score at all. I honestly think Motin can become another Jan Hejda in another year or two. Another surprise has been the play of smooth-skating offensive defenseman Cody Wild in his 3rd year. The 22-year old has 10 points through 23 games, and plays a lot like John-Michael Liles, however I doubt he reaches the same offensive output at the NHL level. Two of the Oilers' better prospects on the team, Ryan Potulny and Taylor Chorney, were having solid seasons, which is why they have been called up to play on the abysmal parent club.

Halfway through the season, Springfield is on pace to finish in the AHL basement once again, and you really got to wonder how this terrible play is affecting the mindset of the younger prospects. Creating a tradition of losing in the farm system does not bode well for their performance up with the big team.

CHL
The Oilers have had some great success with their prospects playing for Canadian junior teams, a lot being considered for WJHC spots on their respective nations.


Jordan Eberle has been a pure revelation as a 19-year old playing for the Regina Pats this season. He is the sole reason that team seems competitive this year in the WHL, and they hope to ride his coat-tails into the post-season. He has a whopping 60 points through 28 games, the highest point/game total in the WHL. And he does it playing against the opposition's top defensive units on a nightly basis. He has been named HockeyFuture's Top Prospect TWO months in a row now, and seems poised to take it for a third in December. He has been a pure offensive force, and his play has translated into a key role for Canada in the upcoming World Junior's. He'll be called upon to produce heavily as Canada's key offensive weapon in the tournament. He is primarily a goal-scorer, yet he plays a Sam Gagner-like passing game when he wants to be a play=maker. His shot is definitely in the Parise-like range, as he shoots with great accuracy from everywhere. His favorite spot is operating off the half-boards in the opponent's end. He's on pace to hit 50 goals in 50 games, and is just ripping up the juniors. He's definitely NHL-ready at this point, but the Oilers have done a good job of not rushing him. Although he's kind of small (5'11, 180), and not exactly the fastest for someone his size, his hockey sense and hands make him a legit prospect. Look forward to this guy coming up next year. Apparently the Oilres already tried when they were hit with the spat of injuries earlier this year, but the NHL said no. I can't even think of a comparable for this guy, although all signs point to him being another Zach Parise.


Phillipe Cornet has the stats of a future NHL star, but one must be cautious given the '08 draft pick's size and speed. Although not as small as Eberle, he doesn't have the speed of the WHL star. It's also probably why he got cut while trying out for Canada at the WJHC. It's odd, because he has more points than ex-teammates Jordan Caron and Patrice Cormier, two guys that made the team. Cornet was a late-round pick, and one of those high-risk, high-reward players. I'm not surprised Hockey Canada cut him, they were looking for more size, and this may be the fate of Cornet when looking for an NHL job. That being said, his stats haven't been overlooked, and many scouts have reported Cornet seems to dominate games featuring other high-level prospects in the Q. He's predominantly a playmaker, but his hands make him a good goal-scorer as well. With 49 points through 36 games, he's showing signs of being ready to turn pro. Don't be surprised if he makes it into a few games with the Falcons near the end of the year. He'll need at least 1-2 years of seasoning there before becoming an NHL regular. If he makes it, he'll be a top-6 player. If he's not at that level offensively, this guy won't touch the NHL. I compare him to Alex Tanguay in terms of style.


Young diminutive Finn Toni Rajala came over to Canada to play for the Brandon Wheat Kings in a year in which they're expected to contend for the Memorial Cup. Although hampered by a knee injury early on in the season, he seems to have healed completely, leading Brandon offensively over the past month. His slow start has been compensated for, as he sits at 33 points through 31 games. Wheat Kings fans are starting to get excited about the much-hyped up prospect, and he should finish among the top scorers on the team (that already has top prospects Braydon Schenn and Scott Glennie) when all is said and done at the end of the year. At 5'10, 160 (probably an exaggeration), Rajala was once heralded to go in the top-5 of the 2009 draft. However, his lack of size saw him fall to 101th overall. His performance at the U-18's in the spring was awe-inspiring, as he broke Alexander Ovechkin's scoring record at the tournament. The skills and speed are there with this kid, it's the size they're worried about. He's got Cogliano-like speed, Kane-like hands, and a St. Louis-like shooting ability, but he is weaker than all those guys were at his age. Like Cornet, another high-risk high-reward prospect. We can only watch and wish this guy gets bigger in the next year or two. Finland picked him up for the WJHC, so it should be fun to see him play live. In terms of potential, we're looking at a Kane/St. Louis kind of guy if he pans out. The chances of him panning out like that are low. Real low. Its either boom or bust with him.

2009 late round goaltender selection Olivier Roy has also logged heavy minutes in between the pipes for the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles of the QMJHL this season. He had a rough start to the season, his GAA at one point sitting at 7, but he's settled down and become more consistent over the past month or so. He's got a 2.98 GAA with a 0.898 save percentage, but also a 14-8-4 record, which is a testament to how offensive those games are. His recent play earned him an invite to the Canadian World Junior's Selection Camp, where his mediocre play saw him last till the last cuts for the team. At 18, that's a pretty impressive feat to achieve, seeing as how most goaltenders get that close when they're about 19. Should be interesting to see how another year logging minutes for the Screaming Eagles helps him improve his game. At 6', 170lb, he's not the biggest goaltender around, using his athleticism and positioning to help him out in games. But hey, if 6'1 200lb Martin Brodeur can break every goaltending record in the book, then why not Olivier?

2006 draft pick Milan Kytnar was traded from Saskatoon to the Vancouver Giants this past year, where he's seen a smaller role with the much more talent-laden team. The 20-year old started the year injured, and has thus fallen into a third-line role as the season has progressed. Regardless, he has 10 points in 16 games, playing solid defensive hockey. Although his stats are down from last year, this kid seems to play at a high level at the WJHC for Slovakia, so I still hold some hope for him. He'll make the AHL. He is primarily a 2-way player in that third-line mould, except he has a monster slap shot. I'm talking Brian Rolston-esque.
Cameron Abney was a guy the Oil drafted in the third round this past year (I still wonder why). He's playing for the Everett Silvertips of the BCHL (their AJHL), and has 6 points through 33 games. He's 6'4 and close to 200 lbs, and is supposed to be a solid defenseman at both ends of the ice. I'm yet to see how he's showing it. In my opinion there were a ton of guys you could have taken in the 3rd round over this guy.

NCAA
The Oilers have quite a few older prospects playing college hockey in the USA, most of which will probably never see time in the NHL. But they also feature some of their recent higher-round selections as well.


Riley Nash hasn't really shown much growth in his offensive output since he joined Cornell in 2007. He's at the same point/game pace he was in his rookie year, although point/game playing in that defensive Ivy League system is pretty good as it is. The Oilers are somehow keen on this guy, and he reminds me a bit of Travis Zajac. They really want him to bulk up before they bring him into the NHL. He's probably going to be a solid third line player, but I could see him moving into that #2C spot a la Zajac with the Devils if he can bring the total package with him into the NHL. After getting cut from Canada when he tried out for the WJHC last year, I thought we'd see him slump, but the guy has remained consistent. He's the star forward for Cornell this year, and it won't be long before we see him sign a pro deal (maybe even after this season).


Jeff Petry, a 2nd rounder from 2006, has been my favorite prospect for a while now. He's 6'3, 200, and can skate like the wind. He brings the game offensively and defensively as well. He had a wicked first year of college, winning multiple rookie awards and receiving much recognition for going 3-21-24 in 42 games. That being said, he was playing on a very good Michigan State team. In the 08-09 season, he struggled as a sophomore, much of it being attributable to the terrible Spartan team he was playing on. Although MSU was poor, he did play solidly in the heavy minutes he was given, putting up 2-12-14 in 38 games. This year he's really emerged, playing heavy minutes on a mediocre team, yet putting up 2-14-16 in only 20 games so far. It's amazing in that he's almost at a point/game pace on a team not really laden with offensive stars. He will probably capture a lot of awards when all is said and done at the end of this year. A guy putting numbers like that up in his junior year is pretty rare. I'm talking guys like John-Michael Liles or Keith Ballard. And those guys were smaller too, in the 5'10-5'11 range. Petry is 6'3! And not afraid to use his body when needed.


Chris Vandevelde has been quite a success story for the Oilers. After putting up 32 points in 45 games playing alongside star prospect T.J Oshie in 2007-2008, he has since gone on to mirror this output in the following seasons, without relying on current NHLer Oshie's star power for help. Right now, he has 15 points through 17 games of his senior year with UND, and is slated to sign an entry-level contract after this year is up. Unlike previous forward prospects we've brought in from the NCAA, he's put up some pretty good numbers. Guys like Greg Paukovich and Colin McDonald, who are currently producing with Springfield, have never put up numbers like that in their NCAA careers. Another thing to take note of is how Vandevelde is 6'2, 205 lb. He's a big body, likes to go to the front of the net, something the Oilers exactly need in this day and age. He's comparable to a guy like Rene Bourque in that department. It'd be wonder if he turns out.

Another guy having a pretty good year is 2005 3rd rounder Robby Dee. After 2 offensively underwhelming seasons with the University of Maine, the 21-year old has put up 12 points in 15 games so far this season. I don't see much future for this guy, but maybe his performance this year gets him a spot in the AHL. At 6'1, 185, he's not too small for it.
2009 4th-rounder Kyle Bigos was a guy the Oilers said out-right would be a project. A late-bloomer, he was drafted as a 20 year-old out of the BCHL (god i despise that league). However, he's put up some good numbers with Merrimack College, with 6 points in 15 games. However, Merrimack does play in a pretty easy conference, so I don't know if this is a real sign of how good he'll be. Either way, look for Bigos to go the full 4 years of college. We won't be seeing him in Oilers, let alone Falcons, silks for a long time.

High School

I don't know how this works, but the Oilers picked up 18-year old Troy Hesketh in the 3rd round (a lot of teams said we got a "steal" with this) in the 2009 draft, yet the guy's yet to play his senior year of high school hockey. At 6'2, 180, he shows potential to be a solid body at the NHL level once he fills out, but he is showing that same 2-way dominance Petry did at the same age. He has 5 points through 4 games playing for the Minnetonka High School Skippers, which I guess is pretty dominant so far. It's hard to really rate the prospect when he's playing in a league you have no experience from. I guess we can tell 2-3 years down the road after he joins the University of Wisconsin next year. Yup, Tom Gilbert's alma mater. I could see him blossoming there on a very good team in a very good division. He shows the same Petry/Gilbert-like ability to skate, but I don't think his offensive skills will transfer as much to the NCAA level. He is being billed as a stay-at-home type of defenseman, which isn't too bad given his frame. Hard to project who he's got the potential to become, but he plays a lot like Ladislav Smid.

Europe

Recent Oilers 1st round selection Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson has had an up-and-down season so far with Timra of the Swedish Elite League. Although he started slow, a recent shakeup of the lines has seen his offensive numbers go up over the past 3-4 weeks. Now logging some big minutes, he's put up 19 points through 30 games, and is starting to get some steady powerplay time. At 6'1, 200lb, he's got the frame of a Marian Hossa, and plays like him too. He also skates like the wind, and may have been the fastest 1st rounder from the 2009 draft. He has a lot of dangles, and is more known for his playmaking than his scoring. I don't know if he has Hossa's shooting, and many have questioned his ability to finish (which caused him to fall in the draft). However with 9 goals in 30 games, he seems pretty much on pace to equal the goal-scoring pace of fellow Swede Nicklas Backstrom's 19-year old year in the SEL. Not bad seeing as how Backstrom has 12 goals through 36 games already this year. With his size and speed, I see him easily being able to transfer his style of play into NHL success, and if he can continue his recent offensive burst through the World Juniors into the second half of the season, I don't see how the Oilers can let him stay in Sweden one more season.


Playing alongside MSP in Timra is Oilers 2009 2nd round pick Anton Lander. Unlike most Swedes, he doesn't play the high skill game you'd see in a dude like MPS. Instead, Lander plays a surprisingly effective gritty 2-way game. He really reminds me of the Swedish Ryan O'Reilly (recent Colorado pick). At 6', 195lb, the center has already equalled his point total from last season in the SEL, and his defensive game is strong as usual. Playing on the second line with MPS should help those numbers rise even faster over the second half of the season, and I wouldn't be surprised to see him come with MPS to North America next year either. I don't know if he'd be able to make it into the NHL right away, but I see him becoming at least the next Sammy Pahlsson, but with more offensive flair.


Former Lulea (of the SEL) standout Linus Omark is starting to pick it up playing with Ovechkin's old team Moscow Dynamo in the KHL. He started slow, but has recently been scoring at a bit over a point/game clip, and with 15-9-24 through 35 games, he is scoring near the same pace as former NHL standout Jiri Hudler. It's really sweet to see this guy playing at high level in yet another league. Better known for his playmaking than his goalscoring, his production in the assist department this season has been hampered by the poor play of his childhood friend and linemate Johan Harju, a Tampa draft pick. Omark has recently seen more playing time with Dynamo stars Mattias Weinhandl and Hudler, and thus his numbers have improved across the board. He's recently joined the Swedish team at the Channel-One Cup, a tournament held annually in Europe, and has been producing well for them as well. Offensively he reminds me of Patrick Kane in the way he uses his strong lower body and slick skating to avoid being physically outmatched, as well as in the ability to use his speed and skill to score and distribute effectively. This guy is the real deal in my mind, and there's a lot of talk among Swedish fans that he may join Sweden's Olympic roster as the 13th or 14th forward. He really is an offensive dynamo, and could be useful on their powerplay. I hope to see him come over next year along with MSP and Lander to form an all-Swede line at training camp. It'd work perfectly, with him being a RW, MSP a LW, and Lander a center.


Another legit big man in the system is 19-year old Teemu Hartikainen, a guy the Oilers drafted in 08. Last year, he broke Sami Kapanen's rookie scoring record in the Finnish National League, potting 17 goals in 51 games. This year, he's turned into more of a distributor, with 4-12-16 in 28 games. He's scoring at a point/game clip this year, and his lack of scoring may be of slight concern. We'll see how he looks at the upcoming WJHC, where he was Finland's leading scorer last year. It'd be sweet to see him teamed up with fellow Oilers pick Toni Rajala in that tournament. Both seem to dominate the stage when it comes to international tournaments. Hartikainen was 6'1, 200lb when the Oil drafted him. He's probably closer to 6'2 215lb right now. He loves to crash the net, where he scores most of his goals, but he has shown the ability to use his hands to score. One big knock on him is his speed, which is a bit below average for a prospect his size. i don't know how he'll be able to translate his FNL success with KalPa Kuopio into a solid NHL game. He's not really defensively reliable yet either. However, one must keep in mind big guys take some time to develop. He is definitely a project in my mind.

Some other Oilers prospects playing in Europe include William Quist, a 20-year old Swedish winger who has been playing with the Nybro Vikings of the SWE-2 league (below the SEL). After a lackluster 4-point outing last year, he's become more dominant, with 17 points through 23 games this year. This seems pretty decent based on analysis of other NHL prospects. Recent Flames 1st-rounder Mikael Backlund scored a little bit below that clip as a 19-year old in the same league.  At 6'3, 195lb, Quist has the size of an NHL player, but most of the qualms about his game have to do with his skating, which I've heard is lackluster. If he can pick that up, I'm sure the Oilers would be interested in bringing him over.
Russian prospect Alexander Bumagin has shown a slight increase in output playing for Nizhnekamsk Neftekhimik of the KHL. With 12 points through 32 games, he's by no means a superstar in that league, but keep in mind he's only 21 and it's tough for guys his age to get legit minutes playing in that league. I don't think the Oilers expect this guy to turn out for a while (if he does), but at 6' 180lb and with a solid 2-3 years experience in the KHL, he seems like he's got a chance. Production like that at that age in the KHL is pretty decent. But like most Russians, it's hard to crack the NHL if you're not going to be a top-6 player. I don't see that in Bumagin, regardless of the succesful WJHC tournaments he's had int he past.

These guys may be the only bright spot in this organization right now, and their performance in their respective leagues and tournaments are a testament to an improved scouting department the Oilers have created over the past 3-4 years. Regardless, there are no franchise backbones on the team's roster nor their prospect pool, and I still think it'll be 2-3 years of tanking before we're capable of really moving forward with a group of players.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Olbermann Rips O'Reilly, Beck and Limbaugh a New One




Now I know Olbermann is pretty much the left-wing equivalent to O'reilly, Beck and Limbaugh, but this clip is just fascinating. The guy doesn't even pause to take a breath. He just straight up verbally pwns them. It's like Hit Em Up 2009.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

From Russia With Love


I went to the Oilers game last night. Yeah, the one featuring Ovechkin, Semin, and Backstrom. No big deal...

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WHAT A GAMMEEEE!!! Seeing the best line in the NHL live is one of the greatest experiences I've ever had. The hype behind the game was unbelievable, and you'd be surprised how many Capitals fans there were in the crowd.

Before the game, you basically had half the already-assembled crowd spill into the lower bowl near the Washington end in order to see the Caps warm-up. I was there 2 hours with my buddy, and got to see Ovechkin and Semin stretch two feet in front of my face (I was drooling).

Back to the game, it was the Oilers finding yet another way to trip themselves up when leading a game versus a contender. It's us showing we're not worthy of the playoffs, and it's something I doubt this team is ready for at this moment. We scrapped through the first two periods, taking advantage of a terrible Washington defense to generate chances, and relying on lucky bounces and a young struggling goalie to help us work to a lead.

As brilliant as Deslauriers was playing, it was only a matter of time before the sleeping giant awoke. Ovechkin came ready to play in that third period, skating faster, hitting harder, and shooting everything. That line simply took over the game. Backstrom did his part, and Semin (who many said "disappeared") contributed off the score-sheet, setting a brilliant pick for Ovechkin on the second goal and stretching the Oilers defense with his constant poaching near their blue-line for passes. Simply put, the Oilers forwards proved how inept they were once that third period started. Both of Washington's top lines were all over the place, and produced high-skill goals that I've never seen the Oilers pull before. It was the class of the league showing this team how far away they truly were.

As for the game, I'm going to have say it was one of the best I've been to (just under Game 6 vs Detroit and a little above that game versus Dallas where Patrik Stefan ended his own career). Ovy, Backstrom, and Semin are a pleasure to watch on the screen, but a pure orgy to watch live. Wow.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

...uuuuuuck.

NJ 95 TOR 118

Oh thank God they did not lose. After an absolutely atrocious two game road trip with two embarrassing efforts, there's nothing quite like returning home to face the Nets. At least for one night, Toronto looked like what they should be every game. High tempo, high offense. Highlighted by hitting the century mark about two minutes into the fourth. But, to keep this in perspective, it's the Nets.

As much as one would like to take positives from this game, I think you really have to do the opposite and forget about this one. The Nets are not in anyone's mind, a serious test of skill. This was a game they were supposed to win. No questions. By the way, Devin Harris must've done some terrible things in a past life to deserve being put on this New Jersey team. Seriously, how bad are the Nets? There's honestly only about four legit NBA talents. Harris, Lopez, Alston, and maybe Douglas-Roberts. When teams are this bad, you usually think they're tanking. No, the Nets are just that terribad.

Regardless, a big four games to close out the decade. Should this current form of the team play as it reads on paper, they should (and can) go 4-0 to finish 2009. If they flounder, it might be time to really look at the lineup. And by flounder, I mean going less than 3-1. There could be a lot of changes to make, but if I was Triano, I'd keep it to three moves:

Rasho in as starting center. He's still capable of playing solid defence, and I still say better than Bargnani. Next, Bargnani off the bench. I don't care that he's getting $10 mil a season after this year, at this rate he may just be rejuvenated by coming off the bench. If you calmly think about it, Bargnani has shown he is capable of being an offensive force. The problem is that there's already another force playing with him in Chris Bosh. Yes, they do compliment each other pretty well, but Bargs seems to forever be the type of player to be influenced by his offense. And playing with Bosh, he's not always getting a touch. So move him to the bench. With Bargs as sixth man, nobody would even question who gets first touch on offense. He's already shown that on offense, against the starters of the league, he can quite easily drop twenty points. Think about what would be the case if he was the focal point for the second unit. An added side effect is that you'd be able to hide his defensive deficiency by playing him with the second unit. No, really. You name me the best center off the bench in the league, cause I'm drawing blanks. There is quite possibly no second unit center that would ever be able to put any consistent pressure on Bargs on defence.

Secondly, Jose off the bench. Jack in as starter. Jose and Turk just can not work on the court at the same time. Each is cutting into the other's opportunity to handle the ball, and it's been pretty bad so far. During Hedo's best years in Orlando, everyone noted that he handled the ball a ton. Way more than what he gets now. Jose's best years (last year, and the year when he really took over starting job from TJ) were basically the same idea, he handled the ball a ton. Everything started from him. And you know he's capable of coming off the bench. And once again, you'd hide how bad Jose is at defence by playing him against subs. Fact is, Jose and Turk both need to get constant handle on the ball to keep their respective rhythms. What easier way than to split them up? A neat parallel is that Jack kinda has similarities to Jameer Nelson.

Kevin's vision of the revamped Toronto Raptors bench

Finally, DeRozan off the bench. Wright in as starting SG. By most accounts around the league (and before training camp), Wright was considered an above average defensive SG. DeRozan, by most accounts, is not. This is only logical. SG's in the NBA are all great. There's maybe five average SG's. Wright, who has been horrible on offense, needs to start from the basics and get a role. With the starters, all he has to do is play defence, and knock down the open three. That's it. Think Bruce Bowen as his role for this team. Meanwhile, DeMar has shown flashes on offence. Unfortunately, he's going up against some of the best in the league and getting torched. Let him learn defence with the second unit, where his mistakes won't end up costing the team as much. Let him create on offence with the second unit, where he won't be taking away looks from Bosh just to see if his moves will work. He's shown improvement on his handle, but he needs to be given more chances to take a gamble with his dribble-drive. On the second unit, he'd be able to take those gambles without really paying for it if he messes up. Plus, he and Jose seem to have good chemistry. It would be great to see if those two (plus Bargs) could bring consistency to the bench.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Top 10 NBA Players of the Decade

Alright, this list is going to be tough to do, just because all these guys haven't been playing for the WHOLE decade. So we're going to take into count a multitude of factors. Preference is going to be given for guys that played all 10 years.


1) Kobe Bryant
Years: 10
Key Stats: 28.2 PPG, 5.8 RPG, 5.2 APG
Awards:
4x NBA Championships
1x NBA Finals MVP
1x NBA MVP
10x NBA All-Star
2x NBA Scoring Leader
7x All-NBA First Team
7x All-Defensive First Team
3x NBA All-Star Game MVP

What more needs to be said about this guy? Closest thing we have ever seen to Michael Jordan. He does it all: he scores, he creates, he plays D, and he wins. When they said he couldn't win without Shaq, he shut everyone up in 2009. Easily the best player of the decade. Perhaps the best shot in the game. and if you're going to play him tight cause of the shot, he'll just burn you on the dribble. Kobe is simply one of the most unstoppable offensive forces in NBA history. I think the scariest part of all this is the fact that he's only 30 right now. He could play at this level for at least another 4-5 years.

2) Tim Duncan
Years: 10
Key Stats: 21.4 PPG, 11.7 RPG, 50.5 FG%
Awards:
3x NBA Championships
2x NBA Finals MVP
2x NBA MVP
10x NBA All-Star
9x All-NBA First Team
7x All-Defensive First Team
1x NBA All-Star Game MVP

Ah, the Big Fundamental. Tim Duncan may be the most boring, swag-less superstar any sports league has ever seen. But who cares? The numbers do the talking. Multiple championships, MVP's, and All-Star selections. He's a force on both sides of the court, and is the centerpiece of the Spurs "dynasty". That and come playoff time you're guaranteed to have a chance no matter who your opponent is - he's almost a guaranteed 20 point player on any given night.



3) Shaquille O'Neal
Years: 10
Key Stats: 22.7 PPG, 10.5 RPG, 58.5 FG%
Awards:
4x NBA Championships
3x NBA Finals MVP
1x NBA MVP 
9x NBA All-Star
1x NBa Scoring Champion
7x All-NBA First Team
3x NBA All-Star Game MVP

Even with the huge drop-off in production from Shaq in the past 3-4 years, his stats over the last 10 years average out to a ridiculous amount. This decade wasn't even the best 10 years of his career (I'd say '93-'03 was, where he was 28.1PPG, 11.9RPG, 57.8 FG%). Regardless, the guy was the key component of the Lakers' 3-peat, and was easily the most dominant force in the league for the first half of the decade. His championship with Miami just helps add to the legend.

3) Kevin Garnett
Years: 10
Key Stats: 21.4 PPG, 11.9 RPG, 4.6 APG
Awards:
1x NBA Championship
1x NBA MVP
1x NBA Defensive Player of the Year
10x NBA All-Star
4x All-NBA First Team
8x All-Defensive First Team
1x NBA All-Star Game MVP

Kevin Garnett is perhaps the most versatile big man to ever play in the NBA. And he may be the most imposing 2-way force this league has seen over the past 10 years. He was a defensive and offensive monster. He can beat you off the dribble or on the boards. He can hit the mid-range jumper or beat you in the post. He was stuck on a poor Minnesota team for most of his career, a waste when you think of all the things a legit contender could have done with KG in the lineup. The minute he went to a contender, he won a championship - a testament to what he brings. With him in the lineup, Boston always has a chance.

5) Allen Iverson
Years: 10
Key Stats: 27.9 PPG, 6.2 APG, 31.2 3P%
Awards:
1x NBA MVP
10x All-Star
3× Scoring Champion
2x All-NBA First Team
2× NBA All-Star Game MVP


Perhaps one of the biggest tragedies in the NBA this decade was how Iverson was never given the tools to create a contender. With the 76ers, he was simply unstoppable. I never thought I'd see a 6' guard score at will against much larger players playing the same positions. Although he never won a championship, the guy single-handedly took the Sixers to the NBA Finals in 2001. If there was ever a one-man show, it was that team. He took a lot of flack for his attitude, but you can't deny he was neck-and-neck with Kobe in terms of unstoppable scoring for the greater part of this decade. Odd that he was never put on the all defensive team when he led the league in steals for so long.


6) Steve Nash
Years: 10
Key Stats: 16.3 PPG, 9.21 APG, 43.4 3P%
Awards:
2x NBA MVP
6x NBA All-Star
3x NBA First Team

3x NBA Assist/Game Leader


Although not the scorer everyone else on this list has been, Nash is arguably top-5 in impact upon the game in the way he could control the pace with his creativity, speed, and skill.The only 2x MVP winner other than Duncan in this decade, he probably deserved a third (the one that went to Dirk) , but we know that's only reserved for legends. Nash his proof you don't need to be the biggest athlete to dominate in the NBA. He literally turned every guy he played with into twice the player they would have otherwise been, and his style has suited him even in his old age. And don't think this guy can't score, because he's done it when necessary. He just realizes his team has a better chance with him distributing than with him taking all the shots. Him being above Dirk and Lebron is iffy with him never making it to the Finals, but I think it's common consensus that this guy has turned the Suns from the NBA basement to annual playoff contention almost all by himself.

7) Lebron James
Years: 7
Key Stats: 27.6 PPG, 5.7 RPG, 6.8 APG
Awards:
1x NBA MVP
5x All-Star
1x NBA Scoring Champion
3x All-NBA First Team
1x All-Defensive First Team
2x NBA All-Star Game MVP

Since entering the league back in '03, James has been carving himself out a Kobe/Jordan like resume. He's only 24 right now, and has plenty of time to blossom as he approaches the prime of his career. But like Dirk, one of the most unique match-ups in the world. At nearly 6'9, he has the body of a strong post player, yet he has the athleticism, ball-handling, and awareness of a guard. He'll blow by your bigger defenders, and jump and shoot over your smaller ones. Along with Kobe is among the most unstoppable scorers in this league. Watch for him to have a similar resume once he reaches age 30. Only thing stopping him from being higher is the limited time we've had to see him play.

8) Dirk Nowitzki
Years: 10
Key Stats: 23.7 PPG, 8.9 RPG, 38.2 3P%
Awards:
1x MVP
8x NBA All-Star
4x All-NBA First Team

He's been the best non-American in the world for a while now, and still presents one of the most unique match-up problems in the NBA. The 7' 3-point shooter is perplexing to guard. You stick a big man on him that far out of the paint, and he finds the open man underneath or drives by him. You stick a smaller dude on him, he shoots over him. He is the key component of the Mavs' success the last 7-8 years, and it was his MVP-year dominance that led them to the best record in the league a few seasons back, as well as an NBA Finals a year earlier.


9) Dwyane Wade
Years: 7
Key Stats: 25.3 PPG, 4.9 RPG, 6.6 APG
Awards:
1x NBA Champion
1x NBA Finals MVP
5x NBA All-Star
1x NBA Scoring Champion
1x All-NBA First Team

In his limited time, we have seen Wade accomplish some pretty big achievements. Finals MVP, contention for multiple MVP's, All-Star games. This guy is destined for a Kobe/Lebron-esque season again this year, and I wouldn't be surprised to see him have a similar career path as those 2 when it's all said and done. He's playing on a terrible Heat team right now, and It'll be interesting to see where he goes after this year. If he joins a contender, we could see more rings on his finger very soon.

10) Tracy McGrady 
Years: 10
Key Stats: 24.4 PPG, 6.2 RPG, 5.2 APG
Awards:
7x NBA All-Star
2x NBA Scoring Champion
2x All-NBA First Team

Never did I think McGrady would have a better career than his cousin Vince Carter, but he really has. He was among the top-3 players in the game for the first half of the decade, probably deserving one of the MVP trophies Duncan ended up walking away with. He had a very Kobe-like game before injury troubles began to plague him, and even now is capable of dropping 30+ on any team if he's feeling up to it. His playoff failure has been well-documented, however, and is a major let-down when considering his other achievements.


Honorable Mentions:

Vince Carter - the guy averaged 23.7 PPG for the decade, and has been a clutch performer throughout. Also perhaps the greatest highlight-reel in NBA history.

 Jason Kidd - If not for the past couple years, he might have averaged a near-triple double on the career. Not to mention one of the better defensive players in the game for a good chunk of the decade

Time Magazine's 2009 Man--uhh...Person of the Year (sorry feminists. I almost slipped up)

So, there's a 90% chance you haven't heard of this man. To be honest, when I read the news about Time Magazine's pick for 2009 Person of the Year, I thought it was just Time sucking the Obama Administration's dick. But then I started reading, and it turns out that this guy's quick decision-making and brilliancy has effected essentially every American since the recession began full force in September 2008. His name is Ben Bernanke, and he's the Federal Reserve Chairman of the United States. From what I know, the Federal Reserve is possibly the least known yet most powerful force shaping American lives. Time Magazine issued a brief statement, explaining their choice:

"Remember September 2008? The month when the entire U.S. financial system almost collapsed? Ever since that pivotal moment, [Bernanke] has been in the crosshairs, making decision after decision that has impacted nearly every American alive today."
Bernanke was, and still is the leading force stopping another Great Depression from happening. If that doesn't deserve recognition, I really don't know what does.












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Top 10 Mania

Well we were going to do one Top 10 list a week. But it's the end of the freakin' decade, we're all done exams, and there's so many things to cover with a Top 10 list.


So we now begin "Top 10 Mania" - a race to see how many of these lists we can produce before the end of the year.

NFL Sunday Week 15 Predictions

Alright kind of late in the season, but hey, things are just starting to get good right now in the NFL. What better time to discuss some sick match ups than now?

THURSDAY

1) Indianopolis Colts (13-0) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (7-6)
If you look at the records of these teams, it seems pretty obvious which way this game is going to go. The Colts are in all likelihood going to come out with a win here. The only thing to keep in mind here is that the Jags are right in the thick of things when it comes down to the AFC Wild Card race, and they may come out firing on all cylinders because basically, they need a win to stay in position to grab a spot. You got Peyton Manning leading a balanced ground and aerial attack against the 20th ranked defense in the league (in terms of yards/game). And as much as I'd like to give David Gerrard and Maurice Drew-Jones credit for managing to keep this offense functional over the past weeks, they would have to play the games of their lives to counter the Colts' 3rd ranked defense (in terms of points), and to stay on pace with the Colts offensive attack.
Prediction: Colts win

SATURDAY
1) Dallas Cowboys (8-5) @ New Orleans Saints (13-0)

Tony Romo has done nothing to prevent the Cowboys from once again falling into their late-season December slump. They're 0-2 in this month, with losses to the Chargers and the Giants, and kinda like the Colts game, this game is highly tilted in the Saints favor. Sure, they're both teams that play in domes at home, but the atmosphere at the Louisiana Superdome this season has been plain ridiculous. These Saints take it to a whole new level when playing in their house, and you know even with the conference title all but locked up, they want to bring their fans the perfect season. Look for the Saints to come out flying in this one, as the Cowboys remain their only real threat to finishing this season 16-0. These are two extremely offensive teams that rely upon their passing games to power their scoring, however it's clear the Saints' offense is the class of the league, and I'm looking for Drew Brees to continue his MVP-like season and come out on top. The only real threat posed by the Cowboys here is the fact that the Saints have had trouble decidedly winning games in the past few weeks. It could be close again, but at this point in the season, it's not hard to predict who's going to take this, especially with Dallas' past December woes.
Prediction: Saints win


SUNDAY
1) Cleveland Browns (2-11) @ Kansas City Chiefs (3-10)
As good as the Browns looked in their victory against the Steelers last Sunday,I doubt we're going to see a performance of that level from them again this season. Their defensive line looked scary as hell, sacking Roethlisberger at ever provided chance, and Quinn managed to look functional taking snaps against a top-5 league defense. The Chiefs have lost 3 straight, allbeit they had to face some tough opposition in that past. However, I'm going to ride the Browns in this game, as I think that last win against the Steelers was a huge morale booster (even though the Chiefs beat them too earlier and lost right after) for the Browns organization, and really got Brady Quinn some confidence. It'll be interesting to see what he could do on what's supposed to be a perfect-conditions day in KC.
Prediction: Browns win

2) Houston Texans (6-7) @ St. Louis Rams (1-12)
Even though the Texans aren't looking too good for grabbing a Wild Card spot this year, you can't deny the immediate advantages they have over the poor Rams team they'll be playing this Sunday. You're going to give Matt Schaub and Chris Johnson a domed stadium to play in? Against the shoddy Rams defense? This is going to be an offensive show. Stephon Jackson can only do so much for the lowly Rams offense. The Texans have no other choice but to win if they're going to remain in this Wild Card race, and I see no other result happening against the Rams, who may be the worst team in the league at this point.
Prediction: Texans win

3) New England Patriots (8-5) @ Buffalo Bills (5-8)

With the Patriots only a game up on divisional rivals the Jets and Dolphins, New England isn't "set" by any stretch of the imagination right now. With three straight weak showings, they seem extremely vulnerable for a loss given a good showing by almost any other team. I think this is the week the Pats show the rest of the AFC East that they are the cream of the crop in that division. I know the games in Buffalo, but the Pats stack up with an advantage against the Bills at almost every position. Look for the Pats to activate Maroney against the league's worst run defense, while the Pats average D will have an easy time with the league's 4th-worst offense. There is literally weapons for the Bills on defense, yes even with Terrell Owens in the lineup. Also look for Randy Moss to re-gain his swag in this one, after he looked awfully T.O-like last week against the Panthers, causing some tension with Brady on the sidelines.
Prediction: Patriots win

4) Miami Dolphins (7-6) @ Tennessee Titans (6-7)
The Titans are essentially write-offs for the playoffs at this point, I doubt a 9-7 team could crack a Wild Card spot. That being said, the Dolphins are going to be gunning for that very same spot, so they may have more of a motivational factor heading into this game than the Titans. The only reason I can see for the Titans to come out strong here is a) guys playing for spots next year, and b) they're at home. These two are a very even matchup at this point, so it may come down to what young QB can lead their team best. Chad Henne has led them to a 4-1 record in the last 5 games, and I see the Fins taking this momentum into the game and exploiting a surprisingly porous Titans defense with their various offensive schemes. Young's been incredible for the Titans, but I see Henne outlasting him.
Prediction: Dolphins win

5) San Francisco 49ers (6-7) @ Philadelphia Eagles (9-4)
I like what Mike Singletary has done with the 49ers, that team has performed surprisingly well given the pieces they have on their roster. That being said, they're out of the playoff picture at this point, while the Eagles chug on towards what seems like another division title. The Eagles are going to run away with this one, they're not going to drop a home game against the 49ers, especially with the way McNabb, Desean Jackson, and McCoy have been playing for them on that big-play offense. The D has been stellar as well, and should give Alex Smith all kinds of problems. The only thing the 49ers have going for them in this game is the fact that they've been able to shut down another big-play offense, the Cardinals, in two earlier games this season. In the low likelihood they have similar success against a more varied Eagles attack, this game could be close.
Prediction: Eagles win


6) Arizona Cardinals (8-5) @ Detroit Lions (2-11)
This game is going to be pretty sweet, featuring 3 of the top 5-6 receivers in the league. The difference is, Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald have a legit star QB throwing them the football. Poor Calvin Johnson has been languishing away in the turmoil known as the Lions franchise. The Cards are pissed, coming off a disappointing loss against the 49ers last week. Irrespective of this game being played in the cold confines of Detroit's Ford Field, look for Warner to destroy the porous Lions defense with the aerial attack. I wouldn't be surprised if this gets ugly, the Cards are looking for a strong bounce-back showing.
Prediction: Cardinals win

7) Chicago Bears (5-8) @ Baltimore Ravens (7-6)
In the thick of things for the AFC Wild Card Race, the Ravens are going to be focused heading into this home match-up against a terrible Bears team. Your taking the most-intercepted QB in the league and putting him up against one of the best secondaries in the NFL. This won't end well for Jay Cutler. The Bears D has been average this year, and Flacco's play has picked up lately since his mid-season slump ended. The Bears may well put up a fight here, but look for Cutler's knack for throwing picks to come and cost them any chance at winning in this game. Ed Reed is licking his chops.
Prediction: Ravens win

8) Atlanta Falcons (6-7) @ New York Jets (7-6)
With Matt Ryan and Michael Turner listed as day-to-day right now, it looks like Rex Ryan and the Jets' league-best defense would have a serious advantage here, especially with them being the team in this match-up with the playoff shot. Mark Sanchez has played well, leading the Jets to three straight victories, all be it against marginal teams. The Falcons without Ryan and Turner in the lineup come Sunday should not be too tough an opponent for the Jets as they look to keep pace with their Wild Card competition. No real game-breakers on the offensive side of the ball for Atlanta here.
Prediction: Jets win

9) Oakland Raiders (4-9) @ Denver Broncos (8-5)
The Broncos can all but guarantee their Wild Card spot with a victory against the Raiders, but this game doesn't look as easy to them as it probably did 4-5 weeks ago. Since replacing seemingly failed 2007 1st overall pick JaMarcus Russell with the relatively unknown Brad Gradkowski, the Raiders have looked really good late in this season. They've had victories against both the Bengals and Steelers in the last 4 weeks, and aren't exactly a rollover for the Broncos this Sunday. That being said, the Broncos are going to have home-field advantage, and a definite urge to win with the playoff being being on the line. That, coupled with the way Brandon Marshall has literally been eating secondaries in the past couple of weeks, means a likely Denver win. I see this game being closer than most are anticipating, though.
Prediction: Broncos Win

10) Cincinnati Bengals (9-4) @ San Diego Chargers (10-3)
With the stars on the Bengals finally living up to their potential, they truly have looked awesome in what can be dubbed a "rebound year". However, they've shown a knack for losing to teams that seem to be in legit playoff contention, which is what makes me think they may not be as good as their record says (they really have had a pretty easy schedule this year). That being said, other than the 2 unbeaten teams, the Chargers have been the hottest team in the league for the past 6-7 weeks, and I expect them to fully dominate at home versus the Bengals on both sides of the ball. If the Chargers are successful in causing Palmer problems in the pocket, they should be able to limit his production, while I see no real way that the Bengals D (as good as it's been this year) can handle the multi-pronged Chargers offensive attack. Rivers, Gates, and Tomlinson have been dominating since this winning-streak started, and I don't see the Bengals posing much of a threat.
Prediction: Chargers Win

11) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-12) @ Seattle Seahawks (5-8)
As bad as the Bucs' record is, they aren't nearly as bad as it says they are. That being said, the Seahawks are 4-2 at home, irrespective of their abysmal overall record. There's something about Qualcomm Stadium that makes them look like a legit team. I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bucs put up a fight in this one, especially due to the inconsistency of rookie QB Josh Freeman. Still, I don't see Hasselbeck having much of a problem in this one, even with the Bucs defense playing as well as they have this year.
Prediction: Seahawks Win

12) Green Bay Packers (9-4) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (6-7)

Oh how the mighty Steelers have fallen. The Super Bowl champs have looked a shade of their 2008 selves, and have nearly played themselves out of playoff contention. They have suffered huge injuries at various points this season, including the loss of Willie Parker earlier in the year, as well as star safety Troy Polamalu for the past 4-5 weeks. Polamalu's loss has been the most profound, making the once well-balanced Steelers D look vulnerable in the passing game, something that has been exploited by some of the league's basement dwellers - the Raiders, Chiefs, Browns, and Bears have all beat them this year. That being said, the Steelers have seemed to elevate their game against the league's best this year, with victories against the Vikings, Chargers, and Broncos on their resume. They may well put up a fight against the Packers, especially playing at home, where they are 4-2 this year. That being said, Aaron Rodger have the Packers playing some of the best football I've seen them play since Favre was in his mid-30's. These two match up very well, on both sides of the ball. But I see the Steelers eking out a win in what's going to be a non-verbal apology to their fans for this season's disappointment.
Prediction: Steelers win

13) Minnesota Vikings (11-2) @ Carolina Panthers (5-8)
The Vikings looked healthy last week against the Bengals after losing a disappointing game versus the Cardinals a week earlier. With the division locked up, they may seem unfocused in this game, but even then they will have a significant advantage over a poor Panthers team. The Vikes defense is going to give young Carolina QB Matt Moore all kinds of problems, and I see the Vikings offense having their way this week, even if Favre happens to struggle (unlikely from a vet like him to show that kind of character late in the season with the playoffs looming).
Prediction: Vikings win

MONDAY

1) New York Giants (7-6) @ Washington Redskins (4-9)
Coming off a disappointing loss to the Eagles, the Giants are still contenders to crack a Wild Card spot in the NFC. All they need to do is play their part and win as the Cowboys seem poised to slump their way through yet another December. The Redskins have looked very strong in the last 6 weeks, yet their horrible luck has seem them go 2-4 in a stretch where they've lost VERY close games to some of the league's best - the Cowboys, Eagles, and Saints, while beating the playoff-bound Broncos quite handily. I look for them to put up another legit fight here at home on Monday night, but I think the more experienced Giants will recognize the playoff implications of this game, and effectively come through in the end.
Prediction: Giants win